well well well... if it isn't dildo and boner....

Remember your food pyramid kids! Eat lots of green melon, a medium about of red melon, but watch out for that orange melon, they will make you fat. Did McGruff say ballz?

RACEWARZ

our local huntington beach reporter michael "dank nugz" hutchinson brings a little flair to an otherwise "tarded" newscast. here he tries to explain a recent advancement in nanotechnology in how the average recipient would feel if he/she were a complete fuckin loser. watch:

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SEXWARZ

RHYMES upon RHYMES upon RHYMES is what you heard.

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perhaps gentlemen you will understand my queer attitude the night of new years eve for i drank from this magical goblet of sparks and virgins blood only but a fortnight before on my journey through the swine country of snow hill.

WHO HAS A HEAD LIKE A SACKA POTATOES NOW DAD!?!